Sunday, March 1, 2009

Oh, dear god.


I am in NY for work again. I was visiting Duane Reade, as I always do, buying the things I forgot to pack like deodorant and toothpaste, and I saw THIS.

Seriously. I don't have time to make the carpet match the curtains. I am too old for this shit. In fact, here's the deal: I have so many other things to fix on my body before I get to this level of detail. (See THIS conversation as prior evidence of the same point). Oy.

Has anyone used this? Would you? Do any of you really have grey bits? IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME? I am not ready for aging, although I know it's coming on like a freight train.

Discuss.

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