Saturday, January 3, 2009

Pick a number between 1 and 10.


Dear Ebayers -

Guess what? The process takes long enough. To bid, to wait, to bid again, to wait. And then you add to the fun by MAKING ME GUESS WHAT PRICE WILL BE ACCEPTABLE TO YOU. Guess what? I can probably afford what you are asking so please just fucking tell me what your opening bid is. I am ready to pay you and get the show on the road, but not for your ridiculously hopeful "But It Now" price. Just sayin'.

Thanks,
The Management

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